Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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