Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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