Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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