i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sober January is a disaster.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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