That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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