Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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