My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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