i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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