would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's shark week go big or go home
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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