Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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