1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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