Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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