i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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