spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal