there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.