So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm bleeding and have questions
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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