At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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