Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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