Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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