so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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