people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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