you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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