CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
