whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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