The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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