the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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