Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do vagina's smell?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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