i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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