I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I understand Curling. That high.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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