scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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