do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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