I look better un-naked...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I forget how to act sober
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