Say something about gay babies.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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