Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
