I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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