What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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