we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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