We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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