Having a random hookup so left but love u
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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