if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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