I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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