Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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