a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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