well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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