**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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