quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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