Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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