from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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