your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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