What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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