She's JV to your varsity
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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