It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Randomize
