Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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