ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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