I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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