We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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